This is Why They Hot...Kate Gosselin

Sometimes, you have to explain yourself.  Sometimes, you have to explain society.  People often question the validity of a celebrity's fame.  This includes, but is not limited to:  reality television stars; family of actual famous people; and digital media stars.  I have taken it upon myself to explain just exactly why these people matter.

Today...

Kate Gosselin.

Mrs. Gosselin rose to fame through her reality television show on the TLC Network, Jon & Kate Plus 8.  A show featuring Mrs. Gosselin, her husband, and their 8 children.  The show is particularly compelling because, the 8 children are comprised of 2 twins and the other 6 are sextuplets.  In case you did not figure it out on your own, sextuplets means she has six babies at...the...same...time.

With that being said, I cannot comprehend why anybody questions the validity of Kate's celebrity.  Six children at the same time.  Think about that.  Did any of you ever spend any time on a farm?  Have any of your pets ever given birth?  What happens to a pig mother that gives birth to multiple piglets?

That's right.  Multiple breasts.

Check out the rack.

Now, I do not expect any of you to be aroused by this picture (though if you are, I am not here to judge).  But, what is more intriguing than a woman's breasts.  Normally, two is a sufficient number to quench our appetite but, who is not interested in a woman that could possibly have six breasts?

Six!

Breasts!

Now, I have no evidence to prove that Kate Gosselin has six breasts (or even just six nipples).  But, you have no proof to the contrary.  So congratutations Kate Gosselin.  As long as you keep us guessing, we'll keep following you.