Monday, January 11, 2010

The Most Shocking News in the History of the World

Sit down.

Sit your ass down right now.

If you are still standing, I must warn you. This news will cause your legs to go limp and if you are anywhere near a sharp object, you could strike your head and be knocked unconscious. If you are still standing, you must promise this blog that you will not sue us for damages because, you have been warning?

Are you ready?

Mark McGwire.

Used.

Steroids.

Really?

Oh, and rock stars do alright with the ladies.

Bill Gates makes a little money.

Tom was not a huge fan of Jerry.

The cast of Jersey Shore may not qualify for Mensa.

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