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This story is only funny if you like slapstick humor or hate the media.
Personally, I was excited but, read the headline incorrectly (think one less "P" and an extra "S")

The Gecko is legend. Really, I'm hoping the caveman clubs the duck.

Buy it. Seriously.

Blacker than Obama. And he's Time's No. 2 Elvis impersonator.

Clayton's available. I'm no ginger.

ABC. It means something different to North Carolinians (but maybe not for long).

They needed a few more brunettes. Hello mute button.