Not Not the News V

This is America.  If you don't like bacon, why don't you get the hell out?

Butter face.  There.  I said it.

If you put their name in the article, it doesn't work.

A little over the top.  Come on dude, this is North Carolina.


Call every Canadian you know "Junior."  We beat them at the only thing they can do.

Good work if you can get it.

Not Not the News V

The Winter Olympics are happening.  These guys have my favorite coverage.

This sucks yall.  No seriously, I will give somebody 100 dollars if they explain why this actually exists.

He's still the best golfer in the world.  That's the only legitimate reason to pay attention to him.


Moving forward.  Even when you planned on stopping.

My friends are boring.  Why do I need more proof?

Tweetattite for Destruction?  Sorry, I couldn't think of anything good.

Legendary.  Now if only we could do something about that curling team.

Not Not the News IV

If you want a shout out from me, diss Bono.


Country music can be good.  If you hear it on the radio, it probably sucks.

It is his only shot at the Super Bowl, let him have it (yes, I am holding back).


These dudes caught CBS.  Seriously.

Big week for gay people.


Maybe the Globetrotters will stop by.  It won't matter though, Gilligan will screw it up.


Haha!  Turkeys.

Not Not the News III

Yes a streetcar.  Is it 1911?

Sure.  Anybody want some ocean front property on Grandfather Mountain?

I really don't get it.  Those blue people have nothing on the smurfs.

Whatever excuse you need for sucking.

Will Ferrell stole my bit.  But, I did cry a little.  I love the Coco.

I probably can't legally comment on this story.  The first sentence sends the wrong message.

I have a crush on John McCain's wife and daughter.  There.  I said it.

Not Not the News II

Good.  Money ruins fine arts.

Nothing is sacred.

I don't get it.  Kill joys.

When Oprah tells me what to do, I want the opposite.

They are picking up where the old ones left off.    I'm just a fan of the voiceover guy.

No ban here?   Apparently, hookah tobacco is never lit.  Who knew?

WHO are you?  I don't know but, I'm still not sick.

Haiti

No frills.  Just do what you can.

http://www.redcross.org/

Not Not the News I

This story is only funny if you like slapstick humor or hate the media.
Personally, I was excited but, read the headline incorrectly (think one less "P" and an extra "S")

The Gecko is legend. Really, I'm hoping the caveman clubs the duck.

Buy it. Seriously.

Blacker than Obama. And he's Time's No. 2 Elvis impersonator.

Clayton's available. I'm no ginger.

ABC. It means something different to North Carolinians (but maybe not for long).

They needed a few more brunettes. Hello mute button.