Not Not the News III

Yes a streetcar.  Is it 1911?

Sure.  Anybody want some ocean front property on Grandfather Mountain?

I really don't get it.  Those blue people have nothing on the smurfs.

Whatever excuse you need for sucking.

Will Ferrell stole my bit.  But, I did cry a little.  I love the Coco.

I probably can't legally comment on this story.  The first sentence sends the wrong message.

I have a crush on John McCain's wife and daughter.  There.  I said it.