Awareness

Facebook phenomenons. They become ubiquitous and then fade away faster than Lou Bega. Perhaps you have noticed an explosion of one word color statuses. Blue, black, pink, etc...

The explosion was the result of an event to raise awareness of breast cancer. Which adds to my continued annoyance with breast cancer awareness. They make him horny.

Make no mistake. Clayton is not a fan of breast cancer. But, the campaigns related to breast cancer make him feel like a pervert.

Save the Tatas!

Save 2nd Base!

Could we want to find a cure for breast cancer because we value the health of a woman? No! They must appeal to our desire to feel up their...tatas.

Clayton likes tatas. But, he'd prefer to not share that information when he wishes to eradicate a disease.

But, Clayton believes in finding solutions. Raising awareness can be vital to finding a cure. What can he do to help his fellow man?

Well, he turns to a time honored remedy.

Truck nuts.

How can truck nuts help raise awareness you ask?

Simple. Testicular cancer is a serious issue that affects a lot men, probably. Whack off one nut and you have the perfect way to increase awareness of truck nuts.

Genius!!!