I don't Get It...Twilight

Well, first of all, vampires are lame.  Twilight makes it worse.  But, what I really don't get is why it seems like everybody is chasing after this person.

I just don't see it.

Kitty Report

Goodbye...

Jakey Jake



Julius



Oh yeah.  Pretty much everybody else.

For reals.  At this point don't expect a spectacular NFL season.

Did You Know I'm on This Horse?

I've reached a point of no return.  Now, I only purchase products based off of the commercials.  As a matter of fact, I never knew what Etrade was but, I got rid of that crap when I saw their new baby.  Apparently, I'm a homer of Lindsey Lohan.

But, I do buy Old Spice!




They didn't pay me.  But, they should.

Remix the Tiger

Most people have heard this one.

We may have something better...



Remix good!

Not Not the News V

This is America.  If you don't like bacon, why don't you get the hell out?

Butter face.  There.  I said it.

If you put their name in the article, it doesn't work.

A little over the top.  Come on dude, this is North Carolina.


Call every Canadian you know "Junior."  We beat them at the only thing they can do.

Good work if you can get it.

Staged? Kevin Smith

Clayton is cynical.  He rarely believes what he sees.  Actually, that is not true.  His cynicism is random.  Most of the time he can be duped into anything but, sometimes something catches his eye.

Today...

Kevin Smith on a plane.

Kevin Smith is a fat director of movies.  Kevin Smith has a movie coming out this weekend.



Last week Kevin Smith was involved in a Twitter controversy (Twitroversy?).  Apparently, he was on an airplane.  Then, he was told to get off because, he was fat.  He tweeted about it and the airline tweeted back.  Then, a bunch of people with cameras interviewed people about it.

When the dust settled, Kevin Smith had gained a ton of publicity the week before his movie debuted in theaters.

How convienent.

Staged? Tiger Woods

Clayton is cynical.  He rarely believes what he sees.  Actually, that is not true.  His cynicism is random.  Most of the time he can be duped into anything but, sometimes something catches his eye.

Today...

Tiger Woods' public statement.

It was made at the Accenture Match Play Championship.

One of Tiger's biggest sponsors?

Accenture.

If you can't do that math, you are a moron.