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Not Not the News V

This is America.  If you don't like bacon, why don't you get the hell out?

Butter face.  There.  I said it.

If you put their name in the article, it doesn't work.

A little over the top.  Come on dude, this is North Carolina.


Call every Canadian you know "Junior."  We beat them at the only thing they can do.

Good work if you can get it.

Staged? Kevin Smith

Clayton is cynical.  He rarely believes what he sees.  Actually, that is not true.  His cynicism is random.  Most of the time he can be duped into anything but, sometimes something catches his eye.

Today...

Kevin Smith on a plane.

Kevin Smith is a fat director of movies.  Kevin Smith has a movie coming out this weekend.



Last week Kevin Smith was involved in a Twitter controversy (Twitroversy?).  Apparently, he was on an airplane.  Then, he was told to get off because, he was fat.  He tweeted about it and the airline tweeted back.  Then, a bunch of people with cameras interviewed people about it.

When the dust settled, Kevin Smith had gained a ton of publicity the week before his movie debuted in theaters.

How convienent.

Staged? Tiger Woods

Clayton is cynical.  He rarely believes what he sees.  Actually, that is not true.  His cynicism is random.  Most of the time he can be duped into anything but, sometimes something catches his eye.

Today...

Tiger Woods' public statement.

It was made at the Accenture Match Play Championship.

One of Tiger's biggest sponsors?

Accenture.

If you can't do that math, you are a moron.

Not Not the News V

The Winter Olympics are happening.  These guys have my favorite coverage.

This sucks yall.  No seriously, I will give somebody 100 dollars if they explain why this actually exists.

He's still the best golfer in the world.  That's the only legitimate reason to pay attention to him.


Moving forward.  Even when you planned on stopping.

My friends are boring.  Why do I need more proof?

Tweetattite for Destruction?  Sorry, I couldn't think of anything good.

Legendary.  Now if only we could do something about that curling team.

Staged? Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin used to be the Governor of Alaska.  She also was a Vice-Presidential candidate in 2008.  But, this is really why you remember her.

Yeah.  She's hot.  That is why you know her name.

Besides being hot, Palin is known for being outraged for random reasons.  Particularly, her son.  Now, her son has down syndrome (he really does), so one understands why she may be a little sensitive on the issue.

Her colleagues (yes, they work for the same company) over at Family Guy made a reference to down syndrome and a former governor of Alaska (do the math).



She's mad.  On television and Facebook.  Is she mad in private?  Maybe a little.  But, let's face it.  This is a publicity move for her and her company.  Increased rating and exposure for everybody!

Not Not the News IV

If you want a shout out from me, diss Bono.


Country music can be good.  If you hear it on the radio, it probably sucks.

It is his only shot at the Super Bowl, let him have it (yes, I am holding back).


These dudes caught CBS.  Seriously.

Big week for gay people.


Maybe the Globetrotters will stop by.  It won't matter though, Gilligan will screw it up.


Haha!  Turkeys.