Today is Friday. That means you are currently being saturated with cheesy weekend lines. I am sorry about. Your friends should have more fun during the week. Personally, I hate weekends. Sleeping in, drinking, enjoying outdoors, annoying friends...it all sucks. I would much rather tether myself to a desk and perform menial tasks. I know you agree. Did you know the word menial is made up? It doesn't mean anything. Other made up words include farm, sweet potato, and duty.
Hahahaha...duty.
So, you're probably wondering why this is being written. The history of the French Revolution makes for horrible books and movies. I've read Les Miserables and watched Marie Antoinette. They both suck. Pretty sure I spelled all of that correctly but, I wish I didn't. Just to stick to both the book and the movie. Like I said, they're bad.
Seventy-eight percent of Americans do not know the proper times to use you they're, there, and their. Sixty-two percent of all stats are made up on the spot. But, if you say any number with enough vigor, people will buy whatever you say as fact.
That does not work if you are trying to score with a lady.
Women see through your nonsense. Unless you are hot, rich, and smooth. That's why women are less shadow than men. I'm not saying they're not shallow. They most definitely are. But, you have to hit those three shallow nuggets to become attractive to women. You only need the first to work for a man.
Its science.
I stole the previous sentence from Anchorman. People should cite what they write. Every professor I have ever had screamed that at me. The problem with citing things, is rarely do people actually have an orginal thought. Even when you think you do, you probably heard it in your sleep or something.
That osmosis thing doesn't work. Ask any man that sleeps next to a woman if he knows anything about her. So, why do you think putting a book in your pillow will do anything? Does anybody know how to make pillows maintain their fluffiness. My pillow is flat. Fried eggs. I don't expect everybody to get that reference. You see, "fried eggs" is slang for small breasts. Small breasts are often referred to as, "flat." I do not think this is a positive message to send our young women. But, its the world in which we live.
